I made a joke —
Did you hear about the thieves who tried to steal the Linux source code? The irony doesn’t even penguin to explain it.
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
I’ll think of one later… —
“There should be a shorter word for procrastination.” –StefanThinks
Fuck the Bus —
Why do people always say, “What if you get hit by a bus?” Like, what the fuck? Is this a common occurrence? Here comes the murder bus! WATCH OUT!!
Snax 2 —
Snax —
Honestly —
I wonder what huge mega-corp proprietary software vendors think about when they see volunteers making software in their “free time” as their biggest threat?
Silicon Valley – John the Datacenter Guy —
I don’t watch a bunch of television but recently ran through Mike Judge’s “Silicon Valley”. I really enjoyed the series; it’s refreshing to find such high quality production consistently get technology and business right. John Stafford (the Datacenter manager, pictured) is hilarious. I’m just happy to see areas like this get some attention I guess!
2 Bassists —
I remember when I went to tech college, a classmate/friend of mine said he always wanted to form a band with 2 bassists – one for the low end and one playing as lead. I always thought that was a fucking cool idea. He also once said about our networking teacher: “He’s got a T-1 […]
Brandon? —
“Let’s go Brandon” is a popular phrase among the alt right because they feel they’re getting away with saying “Fuck you Biden” without actually saying, “Fuck you Biden”. Because that would actually require, you know…balls.
Sick of Your Shit —
I could write another letter I could call you on the phone I could exercise my vocal cords Or play a sad trombone I could do so many other things But when I think of it The only thing I’d end up saying is, “I’m sick of all your shit”
It will be like dat, bru —
Keva Rosenberg, Unemployed Person (Robocop, 1987) —
You saw it here first, the next big meme. Here’s the clip from YT.
Leenode —
With so much drama in the IRC, it’s kinda hard managing a community. But I, somehow, someway, keep logging into irssi like every single day May I kick a little channels for the Lees, And make a few ends as I apologeeze through, Two in the hashtags and the channel’s not jumpin’, cause they left […]
Bitch Mustard —
The other night I came across this post on Reddit and instantly lyrics started pouring into my head. This morning while riding my motorcycle I filled it out a bit. I have a beat and basic vocal melody too, just not recorded yet. Who wants to collab? =D “Bitch Mustard” I don’t really want none […]
Take this hypocrisy and call me in the morning —
Constitutionally Speaking —
The Debate in 5 Words —
“Will you shut up, man”
It do be like that —
“….exposure to Windows causes brain damage and that its use in the corporate workplace should be considered an OSHA violation.”
Stargazer —
If, in some parallel universe, there existed an 8-bit video game about Mother Love Bone‘s quest for stardom – Stargazer would be the music that plays on the continue screen when you “die” (no pun intended…ugh..sorry Andy lol). I think this is because I feel it’s somewhat similar intro tune to what I remember was […]
Positive Speed Sign —
I want to produce a radar speed sign that, instead of flashing and telling you to slow down if you are going over the speed limit (negative), shows an animation of balloons + dancing people when you are at or below speed limit (positive). I’ve actually wanted for a long time to be able to […]
Thought Process —
My thought process as I age is sort of like a never ending labyrinth of nested if statements.
Just received my sticker pack for donating to EFF =D —
Think – It’s not illegal yet —
Marijuana! —
Super C —
I don’t know if I could ever play 2 player with anyone besides my old friends Travis Senneff or Johnathan Faux. – I take my Super C strategies seriously. There has to be a strong link and sense of collective survival, otherwise I just would rather go it alone. No offense, it’s just easier that […]
Me —
Cat Ass Trophy —
When I woke up this morning I had a revelation.. “catastrophe” is like “cat ass trophy”.
Cops Arrest Themselves —
Youtube Subscribers —
Damn, if I just lose 1 more subscriber..lol
Data —
Software Development Process —
Notice how the list starts at 0. You know a real dev came up with this =p
DUN, DUN DUNN… —
‘TILL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN…