Archive for the ‘humor’ Category
Cat Ass Trophy —
When I woke up this morning I had a revelation.. “catastrophe” is like “cat ass trophy”.
Cops Arrest Themselves —
Youtube Subscribers —
Damn, if I just lose 1 more subscriber..lol
Data —
Software Development Process —
Notice how the list starts at 0. You know a real dev came up with this =p
DUN, DUN DUNN… —
‘TILL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN…
Shithole —
Marijuana! —
I mean, imagine if crack was legalized for recreational use.
Rockstar Developer —
No More Talkie —
Open Bobs —
Dev Life —
Glad I’m not the only one who feels this way =p
Windows Cleaner —
Love —
lol —
I’m laughing at myself for simultaneously reading a Forbes article about 15 things productive people do differently and puffing off of my vape pen.
RTFM —
Weed songs —
I have my entire music collection on shuffle. The past 4 songs I’ve heard were specifically about marijuana (Bone Thugs & Harmony, Dre/Eminem x2, Kottonmouth Kings).. *waves*
The Handi-Knife —
Got this as a present – a multifunction pocket knife, complete with that much needed cheese spreader you know and love.
Transcripted Voicemail —
it’s-space(?) when I came-i-don’t-go(?) over there with and answer any dental vehicle but I don’t not able to plug in for myself of something that’s just i’d(?) contact the center-so(?) we’ll probably be over the-way(?) so I want to see if they see if they both they-face(?) single see if they really won’t know.”