I have a new slogan for ChatGPT… —
ChatGPT: Because you’re not good enough.
Archive for the ‘/dev/random’ Category
“Is that gasoline I smell?” —
Fetish —
I have sort of a fetish toward well engineered surge protector strips. Especially ones with.. Mmmmmmm…. *drool* Finding ones like that at a thrift store at a good price is like striking gold to me. I don’t CARE if I need it. I *will* need it, at some point. And I’ll be happy I got […]
Holy Spaghetti! —
My Name is Jennifer Lopez! —
Fortify —
Fortify. Against the negative.
AI v. Greeting Cards —
AI is kinda like buying a greeting card with a pre-written saying. It may get the point across but it didn’t come from you.
Zork —
Jujitsu —
Jujitsu.
Narrative —
Narrative.
Vim —
Put THAT in your .vimrc and smoke it.
I kinda get podcasts now —
I’m just riffin’ daaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwggg….but podcasts are kinda like virtual friends that talk to you about stuff you both like. You don’t get to talk back, but there’s still a connection because it feels like they’re talking to you. There are so many out there, it’s a different social ecosystem than any other. There is commercialization […]
Live Sink Reaction —
AI Replacing Traditional Search —
I hate how ‘AI’ is replacing traditional keyword type search. I feel like I have to spawn an extra process in my brain just to try to figure out what the ‘AI’ wants from me, so I can formulate my search accordingly. JUST LET ME FUCKING TYPE IN WORDS. I don’t want to PRETEND LIKE […]
Sometimes —
Sometimes I feel like I’m playing out a an existential role as some former god who’s battling evil via proxy of technology.
AI With Arms —
I think AI is best when coupled with arms. And legs. And hands. That can sort through my receipts, do my dishes and laundry… Basically, Rosey from The Jetsons. Why don’t we have that?
No Sympathy —
You reap what you sow.
Instagram vibes —
It’s weird. Instagram, to me, feels like an 80’s music video (VH1 or MTV, pick one) where everyone is looking directly at the camera and singing, but it’s all cut together like public access.
Boo, Earth —
Existential Crisis —
I’m caught between my irritation of my neighbor’s kids going outside every day to play, screaming/yelling everything for hours outside my office window… and my jealousy of them enjoying being outside so much.
Weighted Upvotes —
I think the social media space needs weighted upvoting. What I mean by this is that you can upvote *more* than your ‘single-vote’ count, depending on your current allotment of…oh I don’t know.. “vote currency” ? Hopefully you know what I mean. Maybe you’d get a certain amount for how much time you spend on […]
Triumph the Insult Dog – You’re gonna amplify this crap? (meme) —
CC —
CC is like open sharing, but with teeth.
Random idea #5478237 —
(straight from the stickynote..please forgive the run-on sentences, it was a very ‘stream-of-consciousness’ thing) A cartoon musical number where Donald Trump and Eric/Don Jr/etc. are there as kids asking what they should do since they won’t be able to afford some extravagant thing if the bank loan rate is that high, and Donald burst out […]
Memory #9272748 —
My grandparents on my mother’s side had a hearing aid business/office when I was little. I remember my parents dropping me off there on occasion to “work”, my grandparents assigning me some duties such as sorting the small glossy brochures for different products. I remember sorting through them as quickly and efficiently as possible, to […]
Yeah, it’s scary —
Yeah, it’s scary. Do it anyway.
Conspiracy Theory #892745: Social Networking Stats —
I wonder if the big social networks (looking at you Facebook, LinkedIn, etc.) artificially slow their site responses to inflate the “time spent on our platform” KPI.
Apologies —
How hard is an honest apology to some people? …Or is it just not in them?
A Haiku —
When I read the news I always really hope that He’s a dead corpse now
Trolls —
Since when did trolls become oblivious to their own trolling?
Gamecube Smashing —
Porno for Pyros & Blur —
Yesterday I was listening to Lithium on Sirius XM and within 4 songs, Porno for Pyros’ “Pets” and Blur’s “Song 2” played, and that was pretty cool.
Two Negatives —
Two negatives make a positive. Two positives also make a positive. Which do you choose?