> The Darkener's Console

Sitting on the pedestal is a flaming torch, made of ivory.

Pizza In-Utero —

Just now I realized the oven rack we had our pizza on was too high (heh).

I opened the oven quickly, slid the oven rack forward and caught the pizza stone as it slid. I put the pizza on the stove and moved the rack down a space. I took the pizza stone and pizza in my mits and put it back gently onto the more optimally placed rack and closed the oven door.

It was like removing a 4 month old fetus out of the womb and re-inserting it. I felt like a wizard surgeon. I am a wizard surgeon.


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