Archive for the ‘/dev/random’ Category
Porno for Pyros & Blur —
Yesterday I was listening to Lithium on Sirius XM and within 4 songs, Porno for Pyros’ “Pets” and Blur’s “Song 2” played, and that was pretty cool.
Two Negatives —
Two negatives make a positive. Two positives also make a positive. Which do you choose?
Current Point of Reference —
What if some of us are reincarnated from the past, and others from the future?
I think I need a CPA —
I think 50% of people hold words to be ultimately accountable. I think the other 50% hold intention to be ultimately accountable.
Fuck the Bus —
Why do people always say, “What if you get hit by a bus?” Like, what the fuck? Is this a common occurrence? Here comes the murder bus! WATCH OUT!!
How to Conquer a People —
To conquer a people, you simply need to eliminate what binds them together: mutual trust, cooperation and love. Once these are gone, it’s simply a matter of directing them to serve your selfish fucking purpose under a guise of hope to get back to where they were before you infected them in the first place.
Fuck Microsoft —
Fuck Microsoft.
Muhahahaha!! —
I’ve been playing L.O.R.D. and have been sacrificing a lot of time saving my gold instead of incrementing up and losing a ton of gold in the process. My standing was on a steady decline. I was getting my ass handed to me on a daily basis. I was saving though, and marking milestones in […]
The Innocent —
Through the greed of others, the innocent will pay Through the greed of others, the innocent will pay Through the greed of others, the innocent will pay Through the greed of others, the innocent will pay Through the greed of others, the innocent will pay Through the greed of others, the innocent will pay Through […]
Holy Shit —
Listening to an old gig I played bass in, and fucking a…I sucked so bad. I mean, we all sucked, I guess. But holy shit, I’m glad bars sell beer because everyone seemed to still have a good time. That is all.
Public Service Announcement —
“You are having difficulties because you are fundamentally at conflict with your thoughts and feelings and you are using X as a weapon in this conflict. You are hoping that if you do X for long enough you won’t have to feel any of these difficult feelings. This is why it feels so uncomfortable and […]
One word —
Hypocrite
Don’t Mistake My Silence For Rudeness —
My intention is quite the opposite.
Swing, baby —
Some people are swung by the will of a nation.
Which One? —
It’s telling of the times when phone center menu systems have to use a generic term like, ‘If you’re affected by “the recent disaster”‘. …
It’s OK, eat fish —
‘Cause they don’t have any feelings —Kurt Cobain
“Try not to hate but change for the better.” —
“Try not to hate but to change for the better.” –Me
School —
Today’s the first day of school for my boys. Though it’s only been 35 minutes, and they’re just in the other room, learning from their laptops, I’ve already checked off three items on my to-do list for today. I’m almost lost; not sure what to do. I usually have had at least 3 ‘opportunities’ to […]
On the Subject of Auto-correct and Curse Words —
Can we get a muthafuckin’ moment of silence…. for this small chronic break? Yeah…smartphones be leavin’ out these words, like they don’t exist. I treat these dictionaries that don’t accept these words like I do 7-up; I never have, and I never will! Let me express myself without direct and deliberate influence on the words […]
It must be running some kind of server… —
This morning, in the split-second between asleep and awake, a term presented itself to me strongly, as if I needed to remember it for some reason. It must be of utmost importance if the Theta realm put forth such energy to catapult it into my waking conscious mind… “Fettuccine Alfredo with a public IP”
Quarter ’til New —
My desktops, both virtual and physical, have been a mess. As has my mind. The pattern is still somewhat of a mystery but the symptoms are showing exceptionally bright this time around. I feel as if it’s all at a climax, I’m glad I took that motorcycle ride this morning (mitigation can be fun, even […]
Sometimes I stare at the ceiling and draw what appears —
These were from the other day: These are from 2013 when I first discovered that cartoon characters were haunting me through the walls:
Life —
I feel right now that life in its most productive state is a constant influx of change; Improvement, refining, learning. Stuff like that. With what I have been working on lately (Linux systems + network architecture) I have felt the feeling that breeds “MORE”. I am obsessed with efficiency. I drool at a shell script […]
No Sweat, No Sauce… Ok? —
Today’s Fiction —
“Today’s fiction becomes tomorrow’s reality.” –Me
Dear Future Self: This Will Help You —
“Art should not be subject to political pressure.” — Ethiopian singer Hachalu Hundessa
What if? (#1) —
What if when people die, they are able to “read” or somehow “teleport” into others’ minds that are still alive? Influence their decisions, give them little “clues” or whatever… I know, sounds like Schizophrenia, right? But seriously. What if?
Dear Oil and Coal Industries —
What are you going to do when you’re rich, but can’t afford to breathe?
Stargazer —
If, in some parallel universe, there existed an 8-bit video game about Mother Love Bone‘s quest for stardom – Stargazer would be the music that plays on the continue screen when you “die” (no pun intended…ugh..sorry Andy lol). I think this is because I feel it’s somewhat similar intro tune to what I remember was […]
My Current EDC —
Thought Process —
My thought process as I age is sort of like a never ending labyrinth of nested if statements.