It do be like that —
“….exposure to Windows causes brain damage and that its use in the corporate workplace should be considered an OSHA violation.”
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Stargazer —
If, in some parallel universe, there existed an 8-bit video game about Mother Love Bone‘s quest for stardom – Stargazer would be the music that plays on the continue screen when you “die” (no pun intended…ugh..sorry Andy lol). I think this is because I feel it’s somewhat similar intro tune to what I remember was […]
Positive Speed Sign —
I want to produce a radar speed sign that, instead of flashing and telling you to slow down if you are going over the speed limit (negative), shows an animation of balloons + dancing people when you are at or below speed limit (positive). I’ve actually wanted for a long time to be able to […]
Thought Process —
My thought process as I age is sort of like a never ending labyrinth of nested if statements.
Just received my sticker pack for donating to EFF =D —
Think – It’s not illegal yet —
Marijuana! —
Super C —
I don’t know if I could ever play 2 player with anyone besides my old friends Travis or Johnathan. – I take my Super C strategies seriously. There has to be a strong link and sense of collective survival, otherwise I just would rather go it alone. No offense, it’s just easier that way.
Me —
Cat Ass Trophy —
When I woke up this morning I had a revelation.. “catastrophe” is like “cat ass trophy”.
Cops Arrest Themselves —
Youtube Subscribers —
Damn, if I just lose 1 more subscriber..lol
Data —
Software Development Process —
Notice how the list starts at 0. You know a real dev came up with this =p
DUN, DUN DUNN… —
‘TILL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN…
Shithole —
Marijuana! —
I mean, imagine if crack was legalized for recreational use.
Rockstar Developer —
No More Talkie —
Open Bobs —
Dev Life —
Glad I’m not the only one who feels this way =p
Windows Cleaner —
Love —
RTFM —
Weed songs —
I have my entire music collection on shuffle. The past 4 songs I’ve heard were specifically about marijuana (Bone Thugs & Harmony, Dre/Eminem x2, Kottonmouth Kings).. *waves*
The Handi-Knife —
Got this as a present – a multifunction pocket knife, complete with that much needed cheese spreader you know and love.
Transcripted Voicemail —
it’s-space(?) when I came-i-don’t-go(?) over there with and answer any dental vehicle but I don’t not able to plug in for myself of something that’s just i’d(?) contact the center-so(?) we’ll probably be over the-way(?) so I want to see if they see if they both they-face(?) single see if they really won’t know.”